The Only Acceptable Way For Dumbledore To Come Back From The Dead:
[Harry sits by Dumbledore's tomb, looking sad.]
[Twinkly music.]
[The tomb opens. Dumbledore sits up, blinking.]
Harry: Professor! You're alive!
[Dumbledore, a bemused look on his face, pulls open his robes to reveal a vest made of extra-thick dragon hide.]
Harry: Curse-proof
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